Never underestimate the power of stealth weaponry such as yummy chocolate cakes and the like! Why else
would the nanny state be waging war on snacks and goodies all these years? Didn't you get the memo?
One crumb cake can kill more than a hundred turrets and tail gunners. Mama Michelle said so!
(I grew up with Dugan's coming 'round in New York city and state, believe me when I tell you it was a day
of mourning when they died.)
I have a friend who moved out here from PA, and he goes through Tastycake jones' every now and then.
I was a really lucky kid who had a mom, grandmother, a great aunt and two aunts who ALL baked from scratch, and did so often, all within a mile radius in a rural area, quick bike ride, fifteen minutes on foot (picking berries on the way), or about ten minutes of rowing if the tide was right.
Fools we kids were, we took that for granted at the time.